Potato Message Ideas

Not sure what to say on your spud? Here are some suggestions…

• We collected money to buy you a gift. This is it.
• Got drunk and found this website. Sorry!
• Remember that time we got baked like a potato?
• I keep getting older but the potatoes stay the same age…
• I love you more than I love potatoes.
• Mash me and give thanks.
• I used Ancestry.com to find you. I am your long lost brother.
• Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
• This potato looks like you!
• If only you knew how mash you mean to me.
• I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
• Let’s get mashed tonight!
• You are one sweet potato!
• It was decent sex. (6/10) Good job on your part, could have been more verbal though.
• You must be a potato, because I like you a tot!
• Help! Stuck in potato factory! Please send help!
• Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
• Jack, you have so much po(tato)tential!
• Here’s a potato for my best spud!
• I find you very a-peeling.
• I like you a latke!
• I hope this makes you peel so sweet.
• You are one hot potato!
• Who needs flowers when you can get surprise potatoes!
• We’re a perfect mash.
• Boil ’em, mash ’em, put ’em in a stew. Welcome HOME from Me to you!
• Happy Papa’s Day! Get it? Cause papa is potato in Spanish?
• Because a potato is the BEST drunk purchase ever. Love you!
• If we played hot potato, I’d lose because I’d never let you go
• Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
• You weren’t worth a dozen roses so I bought you a potato instead.
• Are you a potato? because I’d mash you.
• Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it?? Spud…bud??
• If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato.
• I love you a tot!
• I am absolutely head over peels for you!
• You are a strong independent potato that needs no man.
• Roses are red, potatoes are brown. I mailed this potato so you don’t feel down.
• Best friends send you potatoes when you need them most.
• I want to make tater tots with you.
• Sliced or diced, you’re still the sweetest.
• Boil me, cuz you’re hot!
• I know your secrets.
• You’re a real spud, love Catherine.
• What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator.
• Happy Birthday Keith. I know you hate potatoes.
• Nobody loves you when you’re 23, Happy Birthday Scott!
• This is far better than a standard letter – your Potato.
• You’re my Hot Potato. Happy Anniversary. This spud’s for you. XOXO
• I love you mote than you love potatoes.
• Congrats on your new home!
• You did a spudtacular job raising me. Happy Father’s Day!
• Here is a marriage potato of love.
• We’re a perfect mash.
• Garlic fries or baked potato?
• Hi! I’m a spud and you’re my best bud!
• Happy 30th birthday – ya spud muffin!!
• I hope you find potato jokes a-peeling! Love, your favourite potato.
• Hey handsome spud, I’m proud of you. Heed ‘em!
• I can’t find words to describe my love for you, so here is a potato instead <3
• Sorry I forgot your birthday card, here’s a potato.
• Happy Mother’s Day! Thought this potato would make you smile more than a bouquet of flowers would.
• I love you to the moon and back!
• Hi! I love you more than potatoes. That’s a lot.
• You love potatoes and I love you. Hope this makes you laugh.
• Remember that time we got baked like a potato?
• Jenny – this is what a potato looks like.
• You’re such a spud muffin!
• Happy Birthday Mike, hope this makes you laugh. Love, your sister.
• One year closer to death.
• You’ve got some nice tots.
• Potato and buttplug forever!
• Will you be my spuddy?
• Happy Birthday, Spud!
• I think you are spudly!
• I think you are spud-tacular!
• I have my eyes on you.
• It smells like a potato.
• Sorry you’re stuck being a couch potato!! Feel better soon!
• You’re a great mum!
• You’re a great dad!
• From Mars, with love.
• XOXO
• Miranda, thanks for the sex.
• Happy six months.
• I like you a lot.
• I hope the amount of micro-aggression in this potato triggers you.
• Merry Christmas!
• Both of you look like potatoes.
• Dear Dave, f**k you.
• Here’s a Potato!
• Taters gonna tate.
• Have a good day!
• New Year, New Potato!
• I miss you, so here’s a potato.
• Ohhhhhh!! PO-TAA-TOEEE!
• To: My tater toots, From: Your love spud.
• I hope university is going well.
• Librarian, the original search engine.
• Julia, I haven’t pooped in 3 days. What do i do? P.S. Please Help.